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Blackened Seasoning, Florida Man Approved
Warning: This seasoning was last seen wrestling a gator, shotgunning a beer, and blackening fish on the hood of an old truck — in a hurricane.
Filthy Floridian is a lawless blend of smoky paprika, punchy garlic, reckless cayenne, and just enough citrus-laced swagger to make your taste buds file a police report. It’s bold, spicy, and guaranteed to make your grill feel like it just got a sunburn at a swamp-side tailgate.
Perfect for blackening seafood, chicken, steak, or anything that looks like it can survive an airboat ride. Slap it on thick and watch that crust crisp up like an alligator tanning on asphalt.
Pairs well with: questionable decisions, gas station sunglasses, and a cooler full of “don’t ask.”
Eat irresponsibly. Cook like a legend. Stay filthy.
Blackened Seasoning, Florida Man Approved
Warning: This seasoning was last seen wrestling a gator, shotgunning a beer, and blackening fish on the hood of an old truck — in a hurricane.
Filthy Floridian is a lawless blend of smoky paprika, punchy garlic, reckless cayenne, and just enough citrus-laced swagger to make your taste buds file a police report. It’s bold, spicy, and guaranteed to make your grill feel like it just got a sunburn at a swamp-side tailgate.
Perfect for blackening seafood, chicken, steak, or anything that looks like it can survive an airboat ride. Slap it on thick and watch that crust crisp up like an alligator tanning on asphalt.
Pairs well with: questionable decisions, gas station sunglasses, and a cooler full of “don’t ask.”
Eat irresponsibly. Cook like a legend. Stay filthy.